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Installation Instructions: Personalized Short Story

Terms of Use: You may install this Personalized Short Story on your site for free, so long as my copyright info remains embedded in the code and the link back to my website is visible on the page you install the calculator on. You will find a link to the installation page located just beneath the calculator on this page.
If you would like to purchase a license for the latest commercial grade (professional) version of this calculator, please visit our Commercial Calculator Center.
If you would simply like to use an upgraded version of this calculator for your own personal use, I invite you to try our ever-growing collection of consumer-oriented calculators on our free online calculator use website for consumer decision making, discovery, and learning.

Below are the instructions for installing the Personalized Short Story on your website:

Step #1: Select and copy the script from the following text box, then paste between the <HEAD> and </HEAD> tags of the page you are installing the calculator on.

//DO NOT REMOVE THIS COPYWRITE INFO!
//Personalized Short Story
//By Daniel C. Peterson
//Web Winder Website Services, 1997-2024  All Rights Reserved.
//Distribution, editing or reselling of this script is strictyly prohibited
//without expressed written permission from Daniel C. Peterson.
//For commercial grade (professional) versions of this and many other
//calculators, visit http://www.webwinder.com.

form.story.value = ("Once upon a time there was a young " + boyGirl + " named " + form.firstName.value + ".  " + form.firstName.value + " was " + form.age.value + " years old and lived in " + form.city.value + ", " + form.state.value + ".  While walking home from school one day, a " + pet + " jumped out from behind a " + form.plant.value + " and tackled " + form.firstName.value + " to the ground.  But just when " + heShe + " was about to let out a scream for help, " + form.firstName.value + " realized that the " + pet + " was only licking " + hisHer + " face, not trying to bite it off.  At that moment, " + form.firstName.value + " decided to keep the " + pet + " as a pet.  And on the way home " + heShe + " decided to name " + hisHer + " pet " + pet + " \"" + form.friend.value + ".\"  \r\rWhen " + form.firstName.value + " and " + hisHer + " new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch?  That's right, it was " + form.firstName.value + "'s mother, " + form.mom.value + ".  And boy was she surprised to see a " + pet + " following " + form.firstName.value + " into the yard!  \"What in world is that?\" shouted " + form.mom.value + ".  \"It's a " + pet + ",\" answered " + form.firstName.value + ".  \"Dah, I can see that, " + form.firstName.value + ", but what on earth is it doing here?\" said " + form.mom.value + ".  \"It's my new pet!\" answered " + form.firstName.value +".  \"Oh you think so do you?\" remarked " + form.mom.value + ".  \"I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates " + pet + "s.  But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.\"  And with that " + form.firstName.value + " grabbed " + form.friend.value + " by the scruff of the neck and led " + hisHer + " new pet into the house -- even though " + heShe + " knew " + hisHer + " father was probably going to dissaprove.  \r\rOnce in the house, " + form.firstName.value + " and " + form.friend.value + " played and played, that is until " + form.firstName.value + "'s favorite television show, \""+ form.tv.value + ",\" started.  At that point " + form.firstName.value + " forgot all about " + form.friend.value + " having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through \"" + form.tv.value + ",\" when " + form.firstName.value + " was brought back to reality when " + heShe + " heard " + hisHer + " father shout, \"" + form.cuss.value + "!!  " + form.firstName.value + "! Get your " + form.butt.value + " in the " + form.room.value + "...NOW!!\"  With that " + form.firstName.value + " rushed into the " + form.room.value + " to see what all the fuss was about.  \r\rWhen " + heShe + " entered the " + form.room.value + ", there stood " + hisHer + " father, " + form.dad.value + ", pointing toward the " + form.furn.value + ".  \"Will someone please explain that?\" asked " + hisHer + " father.  Then, as " + form.firstName.value + " followed " + hisHer + " father's finger to where it was pointing, " + heShe + " instantly knew what " + hisHer + " father was so upset about.  There, smack dab in the middle of the " + form.furn.value + ", was the biggest pile of " + form.animal.value + " doo-doo " + heShe + " had ever seen!  \"I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,\" said " + form.dad.value + ".  \"But you had better get it cleaned up now!  And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!\"  \r\rWell, knowing " + hisHer + " father as well as " + heShe + " did, " + form.firstName.value + " knew there was no sense even asking " + hisHer + " father if " + heShe + " could keep " + form.friend.value + " for a pet.  So without hesitation, " + form.firstName.value + " set out to find where " + form.friend.value + " was hiding.  \r\rAfter a few minutes of looking, " + form.firstName.value + " discovered " + form.friend.value + " crouched beneath the table that " + form.firstName.value + " did " + hisHer + " " + form.hobby.value + " on.  \"Come on, " + form.friend.value + ", it's time to find you a new home.  And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the " + form.furn.value + "!\" scolded " + form.firstName.value + ".  \"Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet " + form.animal.value + "!!  And with that " + form.firstName.value + " led " + form.friend.value + " out of the house and down to the local " + form.store.value + ".  " + form.store.value + " had a pet section and " + form.firstName.value + " knew the owner would find " + form.friend.value + " a good home.  So after saying good-bye to " + form.friend.value + ", and thanking the owner of " + form.store.value + ", " + form.firstName.value + " walked backed home and attempted to dround " + hisHer + " sorrows by slamming down a half dozen " + form.drink.value + "s.  But " + form.firstName.value + "'s pitty party came to an abrupt end when " + hisHer + " father reminded " + himHer + " about the mess " + heShe + " had neglected to clean up.  And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, " + form.firstName.value + " suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.\r\rThe End.");

}

function ClearForm(form)  {
   form.story.value = "";
   form.title.value = "";
   }

function ClearData(form) {
   form.firstName.value = "";
   form.lastName.value = "";
   form.color.value = "";
   form.drink.value = "";
   form.city.value = "";
   form.state.value = "";
   form.mom.value = "";
   form.dad.value = "";
   form.animal.value = "";
   form.friend.value = "";
   form.store.value = "";
   form.furn.value = "";
   form.hobby.value = "";
   form.room.value = "";
   form.cuss.value = "";
   form.plant.value = "";
   form.age.value = "";
   form.gender.value = "";
   form.butt.value = "";
   form.tv.value = "";
   }

</script>

Step #2: Select and copy the following HTML form code, then paste in the desired location between the <BODY> and </BODY> tags of the page you are installing the calculator on.

<form method="post">
<table BORDER="1" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="4">

<tr>
<td align="center" COLSPAN="5">
<font face='arial'><big><strong>Personalized Short Story</strong></big></font>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td COLSPAN="5">
<font face='arial'><small>This JavaScript Calculator will write a short story based on your own
personal data entries. Just think, you can insert this story or one like it into your
website and each and every visitor to your site will read a totally different story!
Please note that this calculator is only meant to provide you with an example of what can
be done with JavaScript and is no way intended to showcase my writing skills. :-)</small></font>
<p><font face='tahoma,arial'><small><strong> Instructions: </strong></small><font> <font face='arial'><small>Fill-in each of the following empty fields using your own personal data and then click on "Write Story."</small></font>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>First Name:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="firstName" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Something to Hide Behind:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="plant" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Last Name:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="lastName" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Friend's First Name:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="friend" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Male or Female:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="gender" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>A Piece of Furniture:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="furn" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Age:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="age" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>A word expressing Anger:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="cuss" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Mother's First Name:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="mom" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your Favorite Beverage:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="drink" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your Favorite Color:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="color" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>A Room in Your House:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="room" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your City:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="city" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your Favorite Hobby:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="hobby" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your State:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="state" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your Father's Name:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="dad" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Type of animal:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="animal" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Your Favorite Store:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="store" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Favorite TV Show:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="tv" SIZE="15"></td>
<td></td>
<td ALIGN="RIGHT"><font face='arial'><small>Word to Describe Someone's Rear-End:</small></font></td>
<td><input TYPE="text" NAME="butt" SIZE="15"></td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td colspan="5" align="center">
<input TYPE="button" VALUE="Write Story" ONCLICK="compute(this.form)"><input TYPE="button" VALUE="Erase Story" ONCLICK="ClearForm(this.form)"><input TYPE="button" VALUE="Erase Data" ONCLICK="ClearData(this.form)">
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td colspan="5" align="center">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="title" SIZE="64">
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td colspan="5" align="center">
<textarea COLS="60" ROWS="6" name="story" wrap="virtual"></textarea>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td align="center" COLSPAN="5"><font face='tahoma,arial'><small><small>Copyright © 1997-2024<i> <a href='http://www.webwinder.com'>Web Winder Site Traffic Magnets</a></i>. All rights reserved.</small></small></font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</form>

Step #3: Edit the form HTML to match the look and feel of your site, then save and upload the page to your server and you're done!

**Please note that we do not provide support or installation help for the free versions of our calculators. We do provide support and installation help for our professional versions.

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